Ensemble since 2014
pHarmhouse Class of 2014
1. Jared used to be a college mascot.
2. If Jared could time travel he would visit Woodstock to see Jimi Hendrix.
3. Jared can fart on command.
4. Not a lot of people know this about Jared, but he raised goats.
5. Jared’s favorite molecule is Krypton — bring it, Superman.
…Jared recommends you check out Midnight Oil, and wishes you could have seen West High.